Caffeine Molecule Tee

Before you can function, before you can think, before you can even consider being a person — there's caffeine. C₈H₁₀N₄O₂. The world's most universally consumed psychoactive compound and the only drug your boss is cool with. We printed its PubChem-accurate molecular structure on a tee so you can wear your morning ritual.

Whether you're a pour-over snob, a gas station coffee loyalist, or just someone who can't talk until after the second cup — this one's yours. The Caffeine Molecule Tee is for the whole crew: scientists, artists, skaters, grinders, and everyone in between who just needs to get going.

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, stupid soft, true-to-size S through 2XL. Part of the Terpy Molecule Series. Wear your chemistry.